We are an entity

Now I have actual, well - virtual - commenters, I feel I have a real blog; I am a blogger. Tony tells me that I am an entity, so it must be true, although it makes me feel like a bit of protoplasmic goo, whooshed up from the Other Side by a fraudulent medium.
What is more, I've already offended someone: Violet, had my first bit of spam: it took a while for me to work it out - and written a few posts without really trying or having very much to say.
God, I'm good...